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Burrard » Waterfront (An aleatoric composition.)
This calls for annotations.
5: A Japanese variety of radish.
6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-K3lZ8dKEI (Yes, it’s just a slow piano version of Twilight by ELO.)
12: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12TvP5nMVg&t=26 (To ~0:50.)
15, 16: Leave it to the relevant sections to determine how to split it up.
18: Substitute a soprano or even alto sax if necessary, as long as the player can handle altissimo.
19: It has to be -positive- ranting about Ron Paul. Preferably creepy and really sincere-sounding.
22: Do -not- misinterpret that as 200 minutes. That is 200 metres. The rest is up to you.
23: Happy childish, not creepy childish.
25: A Mac from between 1991 and 1996 would be optimal; absolutely not anything since the G3 iMac.
27: The screaming has to be of the “I’m dying!” sort.
28: No shiba inu? GET A PITBULL.
33: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA0IAbizUfg&t=136 (Fast and sloppy is better than slow and accurate, especially if it still sounds very fast.)
35: Preferably saying “Heil Satan!” or something similarly controversial but non-bigoted like that.
36: Everyone dies forever.
37: To be continued forever.
